1. If only ATMs were attached with a loud siren reverberating the entire place -which only happens when you are officially bankrupt- people behind you would be surprised and pour sympathies over you and donate money for your tragic loss. It’s actually a stepping stone to regain your riches.

2. Accidentally saw someone’s picture who looks good when he/she tilts his/her head a bit to the left, slightly facing down, forming a 45 degree angle from his/her chin to the neck. Move a centimeter, disaster.

3. My dad and other dads usually sneeze as if they’re screaming. I tried sneezing in that manner, and I had sore throat the entire day.

4. It rains when I pee.

5. It’s 6PM and I’m about to leave the office. Goodbye.